Woman: … But then if the llama gets too successful… –3rd & 7th, Park Slope Overheard by: Nick Draven Eight-year-old: Mom, is that the AIDS monkey? –Museum of Natural Science Professor: You can write it anywhere. You can write it on a paper napkin. You can write it on the side of a cow. –New York University School of Law Overheard by: Eve Dad to toddler son: See, if we buy the kitten then we’ll have to throw you out. –82nd & Broadway Overheard by: with a K Chick on cell: You’re ingesting a llama?! –Columbus Circle Professor: She’s such a sacred android cow. –NYU Overheard by: he was talking about meryl Art student: You know how cows chew their food and keep it and chew it again? I can do that. I can eat a pop tart, like, four times. –SVA Mezzanine Overheard by: Walking by