Employee: Point is, I won’t waste anymore saliva on him! –Jamba Juice, Whole Foods, Columbus Circle Overheard by: stunned juice drinker Guy on cell: Yeah, man! It got all sticky icky in her gooey Louie. –In line for food, Bing Overheard by: caitlin Loud B&T chick on crowded sidewalk: You damn better tell me if there’s a booger hanging from my nose! –23rd & Broadway Overheard by: mk Dude: I like my anal leakage as much as the next guy. –B&H Restaurant, 2nd Ave Overheard by: E.F.S. Man: I didn’t mean to spit on Santa Claus — it just sort of happened. –Near Crew Cuts Overheard by: Dan Girl: He’s really sweaty to sleep with, I’ll tell you that. Him and Frank both. –110th & Broadway Overheard by: Al E. Ro Chick: Well, we were talking about projectile lactating… –Washington Square