Guy on cell: I’m in a… Oh, what’s the word I’m looking for? … Crack-infested neighborhood. –9th & 26th, Queens Overheard by: B. D. Disheveled punk teen girl: No! My 72-hour drug binge is starting now! –14th & University Overheard by: rachel Crazy lady: … So I hung the crack pipe on the cross which gave me the right to say no to drugs… Hallelujah! –2 train Overheard by: with a K Suit on cell: Yeah, I talked to him the other day. Right? I think he turned gay. Or he had a drug abuse problem. –LIRR Overheard by: Nick Lady: I’m ready to yodel! Do I smell hashish?! –Central Park SummerStage Fiction professor: I would find writing about investment bankers very difficult because I find them boring when I meet them. I start to like them when they start snorting coke. Then their dialogue becomes much more interesting. –The New School Middle-aged lady on cell: I need to start sniffing more glue. –Upper West Side Overheard by: Amy Jill