Angry man yelling into pay phone: Do you know what extortion is? Yeah? Well, it’s not nice. –Polish resturant, Brooklyn Heights Bus driver: To all the nice people who didn’t curse at the bus driver, thank you. –Bx 8 bus Overheard by: You’re Welcome Woman collecting money for Coalition for the Homeless: Now, you have a nice day, sir! I don’t wanna tell you have a nice day, because you’re a horrible person! You should be giving me money, but you ain’t and you’re going to hell! But I’m a good person, so I’m going to say have a nice day anyway! Have a nice day, ladies. Shalom! –42nd & Broadway Overheard by: Michelle Smith Homely redhead: I started dating this new guy, and that’s really good because I haven’t dated anyone in over a year. We’ve been on two dates and he’s married and he’s really nice. –60th & 5th Dude: He’s a nice guy. If you cross him he’ll tie your ears together and slingshot boxes of wine in your face. –Bleecker Chick: She is a nice girl! Completely crazy. –67th St stop, Queens