Disgruntled student: Milton is where boners go to die. –116th & Broadway, Columbia University Overheard by: BBW NYU girl: … And she told me she had a gynecology appointment with this old chick scheduled for tomorrow, and that’s when I realized just about everyone at this school is getting more ass than me. –9th & University Scruffy guy: Don’t worry, you’re going to have sex some day! –St. Mark’s Pl Professor: There are two types of people in this world — those who ride fast horses and those who don’t get laid. –Classics Dept, NYU Overheard by: face 10-year-old: At my age it’s just best to cuddle. –Shakespeare & Co. Overheard by: Leah