Eight-year-old boy to friend: If we go to college do you wanna be roommates? What college do you wanna go to? I wanna go to Yale. Actually, no, I hate Yale. They have naked parties. –P.S. 3, Hudson St, between Bleecker & Grove Overheard by: Joeb Black dude: Get this — the theme of the party is ‘Bring a white chick.’ –Union Square Girl on cell: So, how was that party last night? Did you find anything to stick your dick in? –14th & 5th Little kid: Toga! Toga! Toga! –Staten Island Overheard by: Matt Roca Fat sweatsuit on cell: Order me some wings — I’m ready to party! I said order me some wings — I’m ready to party! –Steinway & Broadway, Astoria Overheard by: Queemys Mommy