I Don't Usually Meet the Hookup Threshold Test

Law student: Dude, when I started school I was like,' This shit's gonna suck for my social life,' but it turns out there are tons of cute girls in law school and they love to get drunk.
Non-law student: Really? So you've hooked up with a lot of girls at school?
Law student: Just one, actually, but it was only because I needed her notes.

--Metro North to White Plains