Perhaps Abstinence-Only Sex-Ed Is Our Only Shot

Teen girl #1: How does a female condom work?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, what do you put it on?
Teen girl #3: I think you put it on that thing on the top of your vagina.
Middle Eastern cashier: Do you know what you are saying? Get out of my store!

--East Village bodega, 1st & 1st

Overheard by: Chaz Michael Michaels