She Never Made It

Ghetto chick holding up lipstick: Teesha, smell this! Do this smell right to you?
Teesha: I don't know. What it s'posed to smell like?
Ghetto chick: It smell funny -- like it been in the store too long. I'ma take this shit back to Rite Aid [she puts the lipstick on].

--PATH

Overheard by: Manhattman