Hipster girl: You know Mabel’s dead, right?
Hipster boy: [Snickers.] –9th St & Ave B Overheard by: Rebecca Katherine Hirsch Headline by: troy Runners-Up: · “And hen I heard about 9/11 I laughed so hard the milk came out my nose” – David Reitmeyer · “If I Knew You Were Going To Take That Attitude, I’d Never Have Named The Fetus” – ED · “Stan never thought about the awkward exchange AFTER you put your girlfriend’s cat in the microwave” – alexcalibur · “There are people named mabel who are still ALIVE?!” – mimi marquez
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