Black girl: I can’t believe we just went to the hospital to find out that your cat has no sex.
White girl: What?
Black girl, louder: That your cat has no sex!
White girl: Oh, yeah! I can’t believe my male cat has no penis! –3 train Overheard by: office peon Headline by: Garrett Berg Runners-Up: · “Cat: Why don’t you just announce it to the whole goddamn train!” – morgz · “Garfield and the angry itch” – jeff · “I think I’ll call him Neuter Gingrich” – SNA · “The Penis Makes the Pussy” – Adam
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