Gets 'em Dinner Out Every Time

Male suit: That book you're reading -- Any Bitch Can Cook! -- that's funny.
Female suit: You know what 'bitch' stands for, right?
Male suit: What?
Female suit: Babe in total control of herself.
Guy at next table: I dunno. I know some bitches who are totally out of control.

--Chinese restaurant, Montague St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Big Larry