What Good Is Money If It Can't Insulate Me from Other People?

Hobo: I have not eaten anything in three days and it's freezing out. Could you find it in your heart to help me out?
Chick: I won't give you money, but I will go into that deli and buy you dinner.
Hobo: Thank you so much. But I'm Jewish and if you don't mind, I would really like a kosher sandwich from Mendy's.
Chick: Oh, forget it -- here's five bucks!

--34th & Park

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