Also Said My Cervix Looked Great

Hipster chick #1: Oh, so how did your pregnancy test thing go?
Hipster chick #2: It went really well, actually.
Hipster chick #1: Oh, really?
Hipster chick #2: Yeah, my manager emailed me and said it was the best thing I've ever done, which totally made my day.

--Broadway & Astor Pl

Overheard by: trailing behind