Is This a Great Town, or What?

Young boy: I don't care what anyone says, I am wearing a red dress on Monday.
Mom: Oh? Well, how are you going to get it?
Young boy: I don't know, but that's where you come in.
Mom: I don't have a red dress.
Young boy: Oh, I thought you did.
Mom: I have a t-shirt with a belt around it. You can wear that.

--Near Columbia University

Overheard by: sam