Girl: I can’t complain because we’re not married — then I can complain all I want. –Iron Sushi 14-year-old girl to mom: If you had married that other guy I would have been so much taller! –70th & Lex Overheard by: Evelyn Hobo to bystander: You’re gonna marry a woman and not know she’s a government agent? How retarded can you get?! –Queens-bound V train Chick: What you’re saying is, he couldn’t afford the wastebasket so he got a wife? –140th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle 20-ish chick on cell: I don’t care! He has chubby fingers… I’m still not going to marry him. –97th & Broadway Professor: Will you marry me?! Your father is dead! –NYU