Junior high kid: Man, I slapped the taste out of that nigga. The whole side of his face turned… purple! No, not purple… Lilac. –G train, Brooklyn Overheard by: outofplace Crazy guy speaking into Bic lighter: Come in, blue leader, come in. Do you read me, blue leader? –Bryant Park Overheard by: Alec Man: Nothing that’s white is ever good for you except for a white man’s money. –Restroom, Penn Station Chick to old lady in pink clothes: I am really feeling your outfit. Pink has had a special meaning to me lately. Not because I wear pink, but spiritually — ethereally — pink has been influencing my life. –94th & Amsterdam Girl on cell: I just don’t know about him anymore. I mean, he has lavender sheets… –CVS, 25th & 6th Overheard by: Sarah