I Had a J in Jamaica Once, Dude

Conductor #1: This is a J train all the way to Coney Island. Stand clear of the closing doors.
Conductor #2: What?
Conductor #1: What?
Conductor #2: Dude.
Conductor #1: J train to Jamaica!
Conductor #2: Dude.

--Jamaica-bound J train

Overheard by: bdogg