At This Point in Time, I Have No Recollection of That Event

Chick, about a shiksa: ... So she asked me what Passover was, and I told her. She thought it was weird and was like, 'I don't celebrate killing people!'
Jewish girl: I don't remember killing anyone.
Catholic girl: Um, Jesus?

--Barnard dorm

Overheard by: Isn't it nice we can discuss this candidly?