How Women Started Wearing Weird, Calf-Length Pants

Girl picking up a sweater: This is so cute!
Friend: Ick!
Girl, pointing at a pair of jeans: Oh, I love those! They'd fit me really nicely.
Friend: Um, no.
Girl, pointing at a dress: ... Is this cute?
Friend: Meh.

--Macy's

Overheard by: SUSAN