Hold Her Close

Chick: That bartender has such huge tits. Are you sure you don't wish I had bigger tits?
Dude: Honey, you know I love you just the way you are.
Chick: You're just saying that because I blow you every single night.
Dude: Well, it doesn't hurt.

--Bar

Overheard by: Debra, The Barmaid Blog