Professor: So, when we last left the Jews they were suffering. But, then, we can take that for granted. –Stern Building, NYU Overheard by: Jayso Woman to queer: … All the Jews I’ve ever seen have had the most marvelous penises. –E 4th St & 2nd Ave Drunk girl looking at Jewish frat boy: Wearing a kippah is like wearing a cage around your penis. –Frat party, Columbia Overheard by: I never go to frats bc….. Long Island girl: Wait… What is Friday Night Lights? Is that a movie about Shabbat?! –LIRR