Wednesday One-Liners with Two Percent Body Fat

Hipster girl to another: Yeah, everyone has a crush on him, but he's got halitosis. And a concave chest!

--MoMA

Hipster chick to friend: Whoa. I just felt totally suffocated by capitalist society.

--NYU

Hipster in rainbow moonboots: So I say to this girl as I'm roofie-ing her juice box...

--Union Square

Overheard by: eliza

Hipster chick on cell: Hello? Hey! Guess what? I found my underwear!

--1st Ave

Overheard by: Aria Grillo

Hipster: I mean, you can't just rock a sombrero and think that it's cool.

--6th & 10th

Overheard by: El

Hipster chick to tourist friends: ... And across the street is where Albert Greenberg lived for a while.

--E 2nd St, across street from Allen Ginsberg's former walkup

Overheard by: midtown_strangler

Hipster chick: I wanna create a website: Nine-Eleven -- get over it.

--4 train

Overheard by: Hurtz donit