Hipster girl to another: Yeah, everyone has a crush on him, but he’s got halitosis. And a concave chest! –MoMA Hipster chick to friend: Whoa. I just felt totally suffocated by capitalist society. –NYU Hipster in rainbow moonboots: So I say to this girl as I’m roofie-ing her juice box… –Union Square Overheard by: eliza Hipster chick on cell: Hello? Hey! Guess what? I found my underwear! –1st Ave Overheard by: Aria Grillo Hipster: I mean, you can’t just rock a sombrero and think that it’s cool. –6th & 10th Overheard by: El Hipster chick to tourist friends: … And across the street is where Albert Greenberg lived for a while. –E 2nd St, across street from Allen Ginsberg’s former walkup Overheard by: midtown_strangler Hipster chick: I wanna create a website: Nine-Eleven — get over it. –4 train Overheard by: Hurtz donit