Suit: They should just go ahead and make January a month already. Officially, I mean. –49th & 5th Overheard by: Jeremy Tortora Suit on cell: I think the picture for the cover of the annual report should be me and you bent over a table, and John Smith* standing behind us, gloating. –68th & Broadway Suit on cell: He’s not hallucinating. He’s just realized that he’s allergic to polyester. –125th St Metro North platform Overheard by: Thatsoundsaboutright Suit on cell: Yeah, he accidentally put his thumb through a two hundred million dollar… –W 12th & Greenwich Ave Overheard by: Wang Suit on cell: No, listen to me! You cannot call that ‘fluff.’ You call that ‘fluff,’ both you and me will go to jail. –Port Authority Overheard by: Erin Tall, lanky white suit: And he was all, ‘Jibba-jabba, jibba-jabba, jibba-jabba…’ Ya know? –Starbucks, Beaver St Overheard by: Sarah Booz Suit in rain, splashed by crazy, honking cabbie: Whoa! Fucking lunatic! … Well, at least now you can’t tell I just fucking pissed myself! Asshole! –67th & Columbus Overheard by: morgan