Crackhead: What’s your favorite state? Mine is Seattle. –95th & 2nd Guy on cell: … Got fisted from another state. –7th Ave, between 56th & 57th St Tourist chick: I’m in Pennsylvania?! What the hell?! –1 train, Penn Station Bald dude on cell: Yeah, I’m in Vermont with Bill and Mary*! It’s beautiful! I know, it’s amazing — I’m getting service right on the lake. –Burger King, Graham & Skillman Port Authority officer: It’s not easy being a dual-state crime fighter like me. –Exchange Place PATH station Overheard by: Marisol Dude: I went to only one strip club in New York. It was the one in Jersey. –27th & 10th