She Started Out As Monet's "Woman with Parasol"

Little boy staring at photo of upside-down, topless stripper: Daddy, what is she doing?
Visibly uncomfortable father: Uh... she's exercising.
Little boy: But why is she naked? Is it because she got hot?
Father: Uh... yes. Let's go find those Monets.

--MoMA

Overheard by: Alejandra