Really, What Else Is There to Be Sad About?

Hipster girl #1: Can you be emo with a big dick?
Hipster girl #2: No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it has to be small for you to be emo.
Hipster girl #1: Sir! Excuse me, sir! Can I ask you a question? Can you be emo with a big dick or a small dick?
Passerby: Probably small.
Hipster girl #2: See?! I told you.

--Prince & Mercer

Overheard by: I guess I can't be emo