Well, What Have You Got That's Motorboatable?

Chick: Oh my god, Ali. You totally motorboated me at the bar last night!
Ali: And then you showed your tits to everyone, you whore.
Chick: Yeah, but I got a free shot.
Ali: And I do enjoy seeing your tits...
Ali's boyfriend: Is it weird that you like her tits more than me?

--Metro North out of Fordham