Dude #1: So, it’s a scientific fact that dudes enjoy taking dumps more than girls enjoy taking dumps.
Dude #2: Yeah, totally. Because of the prosta–
Dude #3: –Yeah! Man, ’cause girls take, like, huge dumps. I mean, I am talking Coke can-sized. Like, you think they’re all dainty and everything, but when it comes down to it I think girls take bigger dumps than dudes, and they can’t enjoy it because they’re pressing grenades out of their asses.

–48th & 6th

Overheard by: matt stohrer