Suit on cell: And I was like, ‘Dude, you should come with us.’ I told her to, like, come and like, have fun with us. I didn’t want her to feel like she’s, like, disintellegent or something… –LIRR Overheard by: Call him stupid Woman on cell: He told me it wasn’t good for the diges– uh… digesticle. –49th & 11th Overheard by: alxie Man: I would like to send this regular post, and I need a confrontation number. –Post Office, Bed-Stuy Brevoort Girl: It means super-maker-outer. –54th & 9th Hobo: They call it genocide, people. Put that in your laputaters. –Brookyln-bound R train Overheard by: what? PR exec about his new start-up: It’s not exactly rocket scientry. That’s why I can do it. –Office building, Midtown Ghetto chick: That dude got no education. I mean, look how he talk! –1 train Overheard by: Anna