Girl to male friend: I mean, they were both lousy lovers, but when it came right down to it her vagina was just too wide. –110th & Broadway Ghetto teen: Yo, girl! Don’t be pickin’ at yo’ pussy like that in the street! You’ll be on YouTube tomorrow! –South St Seaport Overheard by: Big Larry JAP: I don’t understand how a baby just fell out of her vagina and she didn’t feel anything! –Outside Lafayette St dorm, NYU Overheard by: Philouza Girl on cell: I fully support the idea of a vagina factory. –7th St & Bedford Ave Overheard by: Liam Cubbin Bimbette: Tiff, do these make my vagina look furry? –Dressing room, Macy’s Overheard by: SarahM Chick: My vagina seems so crooked today… –23rd & 5th Overheard by: Bruce Girl on cell: No! He was seriously, like, drilling for oil or something. My vagina is not a source of fossil fuel! –Central Park Overheard by: But it’d be cool if it were