Old woman drinking tea: It wasn’t butt sex — he just wanted the remote. –440 Studios Overheard by: Jaclyn Guy on cell: Oh my god, you are so interesting. Someday our bodies will connect like God intended — in anal poundage. –Soho Overheard by: Shea Woman on cell: So, wait — do we have to, like, hire someone to stand behind him and force it in? –28th & 8th Angry black lady to bartender: Excuse me! I asked for Sex on the Beach, and you gave me Butt-Fuck on the Pond! –Gotham Bar & Grill Hobo to cute chick: I like it in the tuckus! –47th & 5th Overheard by: Casey F. Chick on cell: I’m just one of those people that needs to have lots of anal sex. –Barnes and Noble, 17th St Overheard by: didn’t need to know that Queer to friend: And yeah, I have typhoid! So I guess I can’t sodomize anybody… –8th & Broadway Overheard by: dude, you have typhoid?