Chick: We don’t know what’s in her head… or her throat. –Starbucks Overheard by: The Crazy Fairy Princess Girl: Is that your thumb I’m feeling? Dude, that’s your thumb? What is that? Are you lying to me? –South St Seaport Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie French woman: That’s not his butthole, it’s his mouth. –Broom & Grand St Overheard by: Kevin Girl: Oh, so I just found out my nipples come up to my boyfriend’s bellybutton. –9th & 3rd Chick: Why’d you chop off both stomachs? –69th and Amsterdam Man on cell: Well, when you put your arm all the way in, is it slippery? –Local 138, Ludlow St, between Rivington & Delancey Overheard by: ashley Hipster: When I was little and went to Sunday school my teacher told us we all have a little piece of God inside of us, and I thought, I hope I have his thumb. –4th & Bowery