Wednesday One-Liners Realize It's Nothing Like Sex and the City

British tourist, after Avenue Q: Well, that was different than Mary Poppins!

--Golden Theater, W 45th St

Overheard by: Knew Exactly What I Was Getting Into

Tourist: What day do they film Saturday Night Live?

--Times Square

Overheard by: Candy

Tourist chick pointing at Chrysler Building: Look, y'all -- the Eiffel Tower!

--Top of Empire State Building

Tourist mom with three kids: Look! Applebees!

--Times Square

Gleeful tourist: I see Wendy's!

--Bond & Broadway

Teen tourist: So, what is Long Island? Is it not a state? I don't get it!

--LIRR

Overheard by: jangbang

Tourist teen spotting Che Guevara shirt at vendor: Oh my god! Isn't that Tom Cruise in Top Gun?

--Canal St

Overheard by: the asian princess