British tourist, after Avenue Q: Well, that was different than Mary Poppins! –Golden Theater, W 45th St Overheard by: Knew Exactly What I Was Getting Into Tourist: What day do they film Saturday Night Live? –Times Square Overheard by: Candy Tourist chick pointing at Chrysler Building: Look, y’all — the Eiffel Tower! –Top of Empire State Building Tourist mom with three kids: Look! Applebees! –Times Square Gleeful tourist: I see Wendy’s! –Bond & Broadway Teen tourist: So, what is Long Island? Is it not a state? I don’t get it! –LIRR Overheard by: jangbang Tourist teen spotting Che Guevara shirt at vendor: Oh my god! Isn’t that Tom Cruise in Top Gun? –Canal St Overheard by: the asian princess