Large black man to tiny dog with hacking cough: I told you three times already: Calm yo’self! –Cunningham Park, Queens Overheard by: HelloClairice Woman to dog: You’re not paying attention, now are you? –83rd & Broadway Woman to her two dogs: Sit down… And don’t steal anything. –Pet store, Park Slope Overheard by: Russ Wall Woman to dog barking at passerby: No, that’s not appropriate. –70th & Amsterdam Man to dog: J-Lo, come here! –Union Square Dog Run Overheard by: Buns Little boy holding a Dachshund: Too many weenies! Too many weenies, Mister Weenie! –Daschund Day, Washington Square Park Overheard by: rpk Toothless man on bike to Shih Tzu: You gotta watch out! Have some human food. Eat at a Chinese restaurant. You a classy dog! –10th & 6th Overheard by: CarrieBoo