Chick to distraught girl in bathroom stall: Hey, yo, girl — I fucked the bouncer, so I could get you some water if you need it. –Off the Wagon, MacDougal St Headline by: Hellespont Runners-Up: · “I also fucked your boyfriend, maybe I could talk him into taking you back” – Rudeboy · “If you need a sandwich i’m gonna need a condom” – Chris · “Mother Teresa; The Early Years” – rose · “Skanks Develop New Currency in Response to Global Warming” – ilemanzer · “So That’s Why They Call it Tap Water” – Jeff St Real
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