Dude: Is it true the city is outlawing fat trannies? –14th & 9th Girl on cell: … But the conversation is getting so good! I’m announcing my attraction to trannies, and you’re talking about the S-and-M relationship of our friends! –Harlem Overheard by: Poogins Crazy drunk man to 11-year-olds: Suck my dick, bitch! And my pussy! –F train Tranny to Jehovah’s Witnesses: You don’t know nothing about God. I ain’t got no testicles. You can’t tell me about God. –149th & St. Nicholas Overheard by: KcB Chubby guy: I don’t hang with women with tits smaller than mine. –Sidewalk cafe, Greenpoint Overheard by: Big Larry Butch woman on cell: So, Jennifer — you know, my ex-wife’s boyfriend… –Payless Shoe Source, 34th St