Wednesday One-Liners for Ralph Kramden

Bus driver: This bus is making all the same stops as the subway. This bus is the train! This bus is the train! Choo-choo!

--Bus running as the 7 train

Bus driver: Step on in. Step on in. Tropical palm trees in the back.

--Q101 bus, 59th & 2nd

Overheard by: marerod

Bus driver, about blonde cop crossing street: Christie Brinkley there is looking to lock someone up so she can make detective next week.

--B75 bus, Brooklyn

Bus driver: Everybody sliiide to the left... Sliiide to the right... One hop this time!

--B44 bus

Overheard by: steph

Ballin' driver: Dem tips are not just for the ride, they fo' the looks. Much love!

--LaGuardia shuttle bus

Overheard by: Alex

Bus driver: Utopia!

--Q46 bus

Bus driver: Attention ladies and gentlemen, the next stop is Fifth Avenue. Please have your passports ready for inspection.

--79th St Crosstown Bus