Male driver, honking and screaming at pedestrians: They’re fucking muffins! You’re waiting in line for fucking 30 minutes for cupcakes! You are all children! Children! –Line at Magnolia Bakery Chick: When I say I’m not hungry what I mean is I just want to eat the icing off something. –Washington Square Little boy to another: Are you afraid of lollipops? –8th St & University Pl Overheard by: W. Liang Teacher: The Frenchies were happy — we’ve saved their crepes! Ah, oui, oui! Our crepes! Hahaha! –Brooklyn Tech Overheard by: Liz Middle-aged man: It’s a three pound ball of opium dipped in chocolate. –Farmer’s Market, Union Square NYU girl: I mean, I eat a bowl of chocolate ice cream every night before I go to bed. It’s something you just get used to. –Barnes & Noble, Union Square Overheard by: Amelia Angry man on cell: Tell me where he is or no dessert! –Spring & Mulberry St Overheard by: 2 of the mulberry 3