Drunk frat guy: I don’t know about you fellas, but I’m going to Narnia. Shazam! [Dives head first into a wardrobe.] –NYU dorm Frat boy: Dude, do you think if I start drinking now I’ll still be drunk in Michigan? –JFK Overheard by: JJ Drunk frat dude on cell: So, does autumn come after winter or before it? –Outside Wogie’s, West Village Overheard by: misspenny Black frat dude to white frat dude: I mean, if the KKK could’ve thought of BET, they woulda done it 50 years ago. –Columbia University Drunk Long Island frat boy: At least no one got raped, so that’s pretty good. –Penn Station Overheard by: echo