Man on cell: The notebook is perfect and it also fits down my pants. –Penn Station Overheard by: I Love You Alex Hipster girl: So, as I was tasting him… Oh! My pants just unbuttoned! –W 12th St Overheard by: Paige Conductor: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is our last stop, Grand Central Station. Please make sure you have your purses, pants, makeup and fake eyebrows. –Grand Central Overheard by: Meaghan High school goomba on cell: He’s just mad because I’ve got my own style. Y’know, I decided what I wanted to be like — y’know, how I wanted to look — and went with it. Just wait until summer — he won’t be able to touch me. Yo, do you know how hard it is to find white pants in Staten Island if you’re a guy? I had to go to Brooklyn to get them! –S48 bus, Staten Island Overheard by: It’s not part of the uniform? Girl on cell: Just pull your pants down and take it like a man! –E 12th & 3rd Avenue Overheard by: Mistres Silver Dude: Remember when that Turkish girl stuck her hands in my pants? I was like, ‘Hold on. You’re Muslim and I’m Texan — I don’t think this is gonna work.’ –Cheapshots Overheard by: B Man to lady: I need pants desperately. I can’t wait! –32nd & Broadway