Now I Fantasize about Suicide, Like Everybody Else in the City

Lady: Wow, that really sucks...
Man: Yeah, you never know how useful all your fingers are until you lose one. And you know what's so crazy? I used to fantasize about cutting one of my fingers off before this happened.
Lady: Are you serious? Which one?
Man: I couldn't decide...

--2nd St & Ave C

Overheard by: bestbelieve