I Have Lost My Ability to Pick Up a Hanging Plant

Counter girl #1 : That's that shit you gotta get -- a douche.
Counter girl #2 : Nah, I don't fuck around with that shit.
Counter girl #1 : No, but that's what gets you tight again!
Counter girl #2 : Oh, then I definitely need to get me some of that!

--Duane Reade, 88th & Broadway

Overheard by: Evan