Tonight I'm Sitting on the Bed Post and Hitting Myself with a Hammer

Queer: Oh my god, he fucked me so hard last night.
Friend: Wait -- how hard?
Queer: Like, he literally fucked the shit out of me. He, like, knocked my tooth out and then I swallowed it when I gave him head. And then the next day I had to shit out the tooth.
Friend: Oh my god.

--114th & Amsterdam