I'm Much Better Now, Though

Dirty Casanova: Yeah, but I always have fun over at First Ave. The other day I saw this crackhead running around naked in front of the club.
Cute girl: He must've been freezing.
Dirty Casanova: Yeah, I know what that's like... Not running naked in the cold, but being addicted to crack.

--G train, Metropolitan stop

Overheard by: Jason Hamlin