20-ish girl #1: Wait, so the midget had a peg leg?
20-ish girl #2, annoyed: No. The midget was the peg leg! –Chelsea Overheard by: Gretchen Headline by: Ignatius Gerumpany Runners-Up: · “And He Had a Pygmy for an Eye Patch” – Jordan · “Jerry Springer will never run out of material…” – alex · “Pinocchio’s Tragic End” – Tristan Davis · “The rigor mortis kept him nice and stable.” – internev · “Transformers Porn Is Too Confusing” – Jenny C
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