Mommy Queerest

Girl #1: I'm not going with you.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: I have to go home and cook for lesbians.
Girl #2: Oh, your mom?

--Times Square

Overheard by: From now on this is my excuse for everything



Headline by: Mandi

Runners-Up:
· "But Don't They Usually Eat Out?" - Hobo Whisperer
· "I Think I'll Make Dyke L'Orange" - Peter
· "If I dont do it, dad will do it, and she's a lousy cook." - Extra Character
· "Ohhhh Pllllllease.... She licked your pussy once... ONCE!" - Mike Chmiel
· "Pass the Cunnilinguini" - I'm not gross in real life
· "They'd be happy with a box lunch" - Flem


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