Woman: If it’s not illegal, it’s not worth doing. That’s my motto. –Walker & Broadway Overheard by: Jess McGins Guy on cell: If I put on some weight around the middle, I’ll just go to jail and get my six-pack back. I don’t give a fuck! –Bay Ridge Pkwy & 3rd Ave Overheard by: The Inimitable Karen Mother to young son: If you do that again, Mommy’s going to send you to Rikers! –Staples, the Village Overheard by: Afraid of Tough Love Man to female companion: Imagine the kind of cool stuff we could do if we didn’t have jobs. We’d totally learn how to be pickpockets. What’s the worst that could happen? We’d get arrested and thrown in jail for a couple days every once in a while, but we’d make so much money! –Rockefeller Center Pilot: … And to your left you’ll see Rikers Island, where I spend my weekends… –Flight to LaGuardia Overheard by: Drumm Angry woman: Thank God that shit came back negative. Maybe I can drop them charges now! –Free STD screening clinic, Brooklyn